Best Funny Discord TTS (Text to Speech) Messages & Songs

Discord text-to-speech is one of those features people forget exists until somebody drops a cursed message in chat and the whole call loses composure.

One rainy evening, I was in a Discord call trying to sound serious, and a friend dropped a dumb /tts message that came out like a robot choking on a lawnmower. Whole conversation finished. That’s the thing with Discord TTS. It’s not sophisticated. It’s funny because it isn’t.

So I went through the old classics, trimmed the dead weight, and kept the ones that still make sense if you just want to annoy your friends for ten seconds and then pretend it wasn’t you.

List of Discord TTS songs, beatbox, and funny messages

Before you try any of these, make sure the text channel allows TTS messages and your friends haven’t muted them entirely. A lot of people have, for obvious reasons.

The ROFL Train

This one is old internet nonsense in the best way. It’s meant to sound like a train, and if the voice setting hits it right, it comes out wonderfully stupid.

Code

Type this in chat:

/tts hA ROFL Train goes tichdvdxtche tichdvdxtche tichdvdxtche tichdvdxtche tichdvdxtche wuuu wuuu wuuu tichdvdxtche tichdvdxtche

Source: https://gamebanana.com/threads/120557

The Bois Bois Bois Sound

I still like this one because it barely tries to be anything. It’s just repetition, weird pronunciation, and chaos. Sometimes that’s enough.

Code

Use this command:

/tts bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois bois

Source: https://www.reddit.com/user/colin0_o/

The Lurl Sound

If plain old “LOL” feels dead, this is the slightly cursed version. It sounds smug, sarcastic, and a bit unwell. Perfect for a terrible joke in voice chat.

Code

Try this:

/tts lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl lurl

Source: https://www.reddit.com/user/SeaLardBananananana/

The Meow Sound

This is one of the safest picks because everybody instantly gets the joke. Also, after the tenth “meow,” it stops being cute and starts becoming psychological warfare.

Code

/tts Don’t you just hate it when your cat wakes you up like this? Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/user/PrivateSparkleThumbs/

Use this one sparingly, unless your plan is to get told to shut up by three people at once.

Firing AK Sound

This one is more cartoonish than realistic. Good for dramatic nonsense in a game lobby, not much else. Honestly, it works because the ending ruins the whole thing.

Code

Type this:

/tts tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tik tik tik, no ammo.

My ROFLCOPTER

Peak old-school internet. If your server likes ancient meme humor, this still lands. If not, you may be performing for yourself, which is also fine.

Code

/tts My ROFLCopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

Source: https://www.reddit.com/user/OfficialPikaDru/

The Sprinkler Sound

I won’t lie, this sounds less like a sprinkler and more like somebody trying to call a cat while their brain is buffering. Still funny though.

Code

The code is:

/tts Pispspsps. Pispisps. Pispspspspspspspspsp. Pispspsps. Pispisps. Pispspspspspspspspsp. Pispspsps. Pispisps. Pispspspspspspspspsp

Source: https://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=TheTrueMeme

The Mix Rap Sound

This one only works if you commit to the bit. It’s basically fake bars, weird noises, and robot confidence. Which, to be fair, describes half the internet.

Code

Enter this:

/tts gogo gugugogo gogogugu gogo gugugogo gogogugu ebrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu gogo gugugogo gogogugugogo gugugogo gogogugugogo gugugogo gogogugugogo gugugogo gogogugugogo gugugogo gogogugu

It’s silly, but it flows.

If you want something more beatbox-like, the old symbol spam version is still here too:

Code

/tts @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Source: https://www.reddit.com/user/colin0_o/

The Ting Goes Skrrrraah!

This one is still instantly recognizable if your friends know the meme. And even if they don’t, the TTS voice butchering it is half the fun anyway.

Code

Type this:

/tts The ting goes skrrrahh, pap pap ka-ka-ka Skidiki-pap-pap, and a puu-puu-poudrrr-boom Skiya, du-du-ku-ku-doom doom Poom poom, you dun now

The A: Sound

This one exists for one reason only, to irritate everybody in under five seconds. Mission accomplished.

Code

Use the following:

/tts :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a: :a:

Source: https://www.reddit.com/user/doxlulzem/

The Dog Sound

Same energy as the meow sound, just louder in spirit. If your group is already half-chaos, this will push it over the edge nicely.

Code

Type this in:

/tts dogs bark like bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow bhow

DODODOBOBOBOBGJUBGJUBGJUB (Noise)

This is pure gibberish, and honestly, that helps. Some TTS jokes age badly because they depend on a meme. Gibberish survives. Beautifully stupid stuff.

Code

Use this and repeat it if you want to make it worse:

/tts dododobobobobgjubgjubgjubdododobobobobgjubgjubgjub

Source: https://www.reddit.com/user/Cykotix/

My Sprinkler Goes Like

Yes, there are two sprinkler bits on this list. No, I can’t defend that properly. This one sounds more broken and somehow funnier because of it.

Code

Enter:

/tts My sprinkler goes like thisstststststststststststststststststststststststst and comes back like ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttte

Source: https://www.reddit.com/user/Nightslash360/

The Lawnmower Goes Vavavoom

This one feels like somebody made it at 2 a.m. and was way too pleased with themselves. Which is exactly the right mood for Discord TTS.

Code

/tts The lawnmower goes shersheeeeeeerrerererereeeerrr vavavoom sherererererere and Rice burners go wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow

Source: https://www.reddit.com/user/Fuggeboii/

ANUNUNUNUNU

I used to think longer TTS lines were always better. Not anymore. This one is long, ridiculous, and somehow still keeps the joke alive long enough to work.

Code

Type in:

/tts anununununununununununa unauanuanaunauanaunauanuanaunauanaun auanaunauanaunauanaunauanaunau anaunaaunauanuananuann uannuannuanuannuanuanuanunanuanuanuanuanu anununununununununununa unauanuanaunauanaunauanuanaunauanaun auanaunauanaunauanaunauanaunau anaunaaunauanuananuann uannuannuanuannuanuanuanunanuanuanuanuanu

Source: https://www.reddit.com/user/SeaLardBananananana/

Bananananananabanabananabanannanabanananana!!!

Minion-style nonsense is annoying in a very reliable way. If your target is one specific friend who gets irritated fast, this is a decent pick. Use responsibly. Or don’t.

Code

Simply type:

/tts banananananana bana banana banannana banana nana bana nananananabanaba nanabananna nabanananana bana nanananana banabananabana nnanabanananana

Source: https://www.reddit.com/user/colin0_o/

The Motorbike

This one sounds like a struggling engine, and the robot voice weirdly sells it. Good background nonsense for racing games, or for mocking your friend’s internet connection when they lag out.

Code

Use this:

/tts Motor Bike Started bukbukbukbukbukbuk bukbukbuk buk buk buk bukbukbukbuk bukbukbukbukbuk buk buk buk bukbukbukbukbuk bukbukbukbuk buk buk bukbukbukbukbuk bukbukbukbuk buk buk buk bukbukbukbukbukbukbuk bukbuk buk buk buk bukbukbuk bukbukbukbukbukbuk buk buk buk

Boats Go BRRRRRRRR

This is one of those TTS messages that sounds even dumber out loud than it reads on screen. Which is ideal. The “drip drip drip” at the end is the part that gets me.

Code

Type the following:

/tts Planes go WHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSHZZZZZZZZ and Boats go BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR drip drip drip

Source: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/u/Tomosaurus

ORA ORA ORA

If your server has anime people in it, they already know. If it doesn’t, it still works as a machine-gun-style chant that gets increasingly absurd the longer it runs.

Code

Use this code:

/tts ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora

Punjabi Burrah Remix Sound

This one still has real energy. South Asian gamers will get it instantly. And if you grew up hearing random “burrah” celebrations at weddings, cricket matches, or just general overexcitement, this hits different.

Code

Type this command:

/tts burrrrrahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, burrrrrahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, burrrrrahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, burrrrrahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, burrrrrahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burrrrrahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, burrrrrahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burrrrrahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, burrrrrahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What to know before you spam Discord TTS

Discord still supports text-to-speech, but it’s often limited by server permissions and user settings. So if your masterpiece gets no reaction, it may not be because the joke was bad. Your friends may simply have TTS turned off.

Common mistake: people test these in a large public server, where TTS is usually disabled or hated. Use them in a private server with friends who are in on the joke.

Also, some lines sound different depending on device, language settings, and voice output. A code that sounds hilarious on desktop might sound flat on mobile. That’s just part of the chaos.

My pick

If I had to pick only two, I’d use The ROFL Train and The Meow Sound. The first is classic dumb internet audio. The second is simple, easy, and annoys people almost immediately, which is exactly what most Discord TTS jokes are trying to do.

Anyway, try one or two, not fifteen in a row. I’ve seen people get muted faster than they can type “lurl.” Fair enough, honestly.